Sweet lilβ turkey darlings,
We hope this correspondence finds you well as flark! Weβre all doinβ dandy over here at Dynasty HQ, just clackin' away on our typewriters from 9-5 then moving into #SHOWMODE every damn night. Did you know that the average Dynasty employee spends 40-168 hours A WEEK on a typewriter? Truly grueling work, but we have to do it because our name. OUR NAME! (We thank our mutually agreed upon higher power DAILY that we didn't go with Dynasty Bricklayer.) Finger cramps and callouses aside, weβve been enjoying every nook of November.
Why, just this past week we delighted in music from
Carissaβs Wierd (five popcorn rating), word puzzlinβ from
The Crossword Show (five popcorns),
Cheryl Strayed (five popcorns),
Aisha Alfa and
Bill Burr (five popcorns),
Amanda Seales followed by
Wild Horses feat. Mark Duplass (a combined 10 popcorns) and then
Shelby Lorman's book release and the
Big Lez screening on Sunday (another combined 10 popcorns!) The weekend
ALONE came in at a really stellar 30 popcorn rating- additional popcorns were added to celebrate the 20 accumulated Sat/Sun popcorns. Our popcorn rating system is unwieldy but also perfect. Weβd rate our popcorn rating system 5 popcorns.
AND WE JUST DID.
Now place your bets and fire up your popcorn-o-meters as we look into the week ahead!
TONIGHT itβs house and fan favorite
Team Cocoβs Up & Up with
MOSES STORM! In addition to the Marvelous Mr. Moses the lineup is:
TODD GLASS! JENNY ZIGRINO! IAN EDWARDS! MAX SILVESTRI! and SOLOMON GEORGIO! If that crew doesnβt lift your mood up and up, get a new mood, baby!
WEDNESDAY Dynasty is going to host the launch of a new podcast network,
Mermaid Palace! If you like audio experiences, mermaids, and/or queer culture, flip your fins over here.
THURSDAY whether youβre a book babe/boi/human or a screen queen/king/royalty, weβve got something for you! At 7pm weβre excited to work with
PEN and Skylight Books to present
CARMEN MARIA MACHADO in a conversation about her memoir,
In The Dreamhouse. Then at 10pm itβs another gift from the
TEAM COCO team,
SuperBoss. SuperBoss is an interactive comedy show and epic
videogame battle ALL IN ONE. Itβs the only battle weβre currently endorsing at the theater. Certainly a meaningful distinction! (Note: Red Vines v. Twizzler battle rages on, unendorsed.) Come see
AARON BLEYAERT school
JAY LARSON. Or vice-versa? We donβt know because we havenβt seen the show yet and weβre sadly not
full blown psychics, though we DO suspect we have a bit of a psychic gift that we havenβt yet put our full power into. (Let us know if you have the innate ability to sense others innate abilities, we'd like to talk.)
FRIDAY itβs the show thatβll have you saying βeverythingβs great!β,
Everythingβs Great! Join your flarpinβ adorable hosts
NICK KOCHER, ADDIE WEYRICH and NICK ADEJUYIGBE as they disarm and charm the heck out of you and their lineup:
IRENE TU, SASHEER ZAMATA, SARAH SQUIRM, and NATALIE PALAMIDES. Thatβs a lot of people we love in one lineup! Gorsh, everything IS great!!! Then at 10
FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS is set to scare the wheels off you with a clip compilation of
VEHI-KILLS! Gory and gonzo clips of vehicles gone badddddd!
SATURDAY wonβt you join us for a
Dynasty Tonight? Dynasty Tonight is a variety show that we fill with hand-picked honeys. Itβs designed to enchant and delight, and you deserve to be enchanted and delighted (donβt let anybody tell you different, mkayyyyy?!) This week weβll have Dynasty faves
ALLEN STRICKLAND WILLIAMS and
MATT O'BRIEN and
WAYNE FEDERMAN AND one of our very favorite magicians,
TAYLOR HUGHES will be there to make you feel WONDER (another great thing to feel!)
PLUS DEBRA DIGIOVANNI and lots of surprises! SUNDAY is all about good old fashioned clean puppet comedy, with
Randy Feltface! Yes
that RANDY FELTFACE! The purple-faced Aussie puppet that wowed the folks on
Bring The Funny is making his LA debut! The 7pm show is totally sold-out, but we have a few tickets left for 9pm, so get your felty fingers on 'em before another puppet snatches them up.
PUPPET SNATCHERS: CAUGHT FELT HANDED. <β just an idea for anyone who wants a fun project to work on.
These typewriters arenβt gonna clack themselves,
Jamie & Vanessa