We hope your past week was full of all the things that make you feel like the child of star-stuff that you ARE, honeys! If thatās coming on too strong for a Tuesday we donāt want to come on the correct amount. Last week was a real grab bag of goodies ranging from KYLE AYERS' Never Seen It LIVE podcast, Kiwi Kween ROSE MATAFEOāS Horndog, ATC presents with special guest CHELSEA PERETTI andā¦ the crowing jewel of a beautiful week, our huge Valentineās Soiree! We wonāt bore you with all the details, but we will take this opportunity to gently remind you that all DynastyLandā¢ events are certified gold-level GOMOĀ®. (GOMO, for the few who might need a reminder is the GUARANTEE of missing out.) Short summary: there was dancing, Dyngo, smooching, raging, typing, drinking, and meaningful interactions with a gigantic psychic bird.
In other notable news, weād be remiss not to mention the truly stellar execution of The 2019 All-Star Curmudgeon Run. Didnāt know weād been in a Curmudgeon Run, then honey you havenāt been paying attention! (Itās ok, we sort of realized it in hindsight also) Over the past 10 days these surly so-n-soās fought their natural dispositions and brought joy to the Dynasty time and again, so give it up for ANDY KINDLER! MARC MARON! DAN HARMON!and a double serving of EDDIE PEPITONE! Eddie WON This Yearās All-Star Curmudgeon Run (everyone else is also a winner though, donāt worry!) with his live special tapings on Saturday night. We were so thrilled to host the recording of Eddieās new special, and let us tell you YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT. Amazingly hilarious, absurd, silly, smart, poignant, and the stage looked soooooo good. Also, Eddie was GLOWING. If youāve never seen him glow, let us just warn you, itās flarpinā cute.
Finally weāre onto THIS WEEK! Oh gosh, we donāt usually spend so many blurbs on the past, but it was a great past, so, you get it. SO TONIGHT weāre very jazzed for Team Cocoās Up & Up with the impossibly perfect host MOSES STORM! Heāll be joined by FLULA BORG! TAYLOR TOMLINSON! TIM DILLON! NICOLE BYER! and moooore! Then WEDNESDAYget your grub ears on as the countryās #1 food podcast comes to LA for the first time! Weāre so excited to have DAN PASHMANāS SPORKFUL! With special guest, actor and taco king DANNY TREJO! As if you needed another reason to come, every attendee will get a free empanada! (Just typing that made us feel like flarpin' Oprah!) Afterwards weāve got CAT COHEN which weād love for you to see but, congratulations and condolences, itās SOLD OUT.
THURSDAY we welcome the wonderful folks of WORKJUICE IMPROV. PAUL F. TOMPKINS and company welcome special guest BUSY PHILLIPS joining their already impeccable ranks as guest monologist. And afterwards, the ball of fire with the voice of an animated rainbow, CHRISTI CHIELLO brings her solo show, ITāS CHRISTI, B*TCH to the best coast. FRIDAYās were made for parties, and SASHEER ZAMATA is made to answer prayers. Itās SASHEER ZAMATA PARTY TIME! This edition with ESTHER POVITSKY, GIULIA ROZZI, DJ BREEZYEZ and moooore! And since your Estherātite will already be whetted, why not stick around for more? Thatās right, itās ya girl ESTHER POVITSKY at 10pm! SATURDAY, THE LUCAS BROTHERS a WILL TO BELIEVE - the premiere of their brand new hour of comedy. We CANāT WAIT. Oh, AND the show will include performances from a buncha babes: BYRON BOWERS, QUINTA BRUNSON, BRANDON WARDELL, ROSEBUD BAKER, MOOKIE THOMPSON, and BLAKE WEBBER!
SUNDAY weāve got another date with the man, the myth, the MARON (sold out!) then MONDAY is HARMONTOWNā¦ thenā¦ OMG, our HANNAH GADSBY RUN BEGINS!!! AHHHHH!