Darlings,
Happy Valentine’s week! We’re sure you’re celebrating balls to the wall, ov’s to the holes, and butts to the rutts all week LONG because we know the Dynasty crew rolls deep with Love. Or who knows, you might be angry and sad! Because life is nothing if not a series of adventures in navigating trauma-triggering events. Or you might be rolling your eyes and getting your cargo pants ready for a little post-Vday candy sale. Or you might be not flarpin’ caring at all because we know the Dynasty crew is a unique and versatile group of human beings who are all different people and beholden to no one dictum. (lol “dictum”)
Now let’s take a look at the box of chocolate that is this heart-shaped week!
TONIGHHHHT! MONDAY at 7:30PM: The Last Improv is BACK and baby, we’re lovin’ it. (McDonalds actually stole that from a literal quote Jamie said while eating a Big Mac. The thing is, he wasn’t talking about loving the Big Mac, he was saying “I’m lovin’ it” in response to a thought he had about a future venue that could house amazing improv shows.) ANYWAY. We flarpin’ love this show, and if ever we were tempted to describe an improv show as “high octane” this would be it. Producers DAN BLACK and CHRISTINA CALPH make sure that each show is energetic magic. IN PERSON SOLD OUT, so LIVESTREAM IT, baby! Don’t miss out!
SPECIAL GUESTS: NICOLE BYER, NEIL CASEY, BRANDON SCOTT JONES, PAUL SCHEER, DAN BLACK, and PAUL WESH. Special guest monologist: KUMAIL NANJIANI!
SOLD OUT! TUESDAY 7:30PM: DYNASTY TONIGHT is VALENTYNASTY TONIGHT!
REGGIE WATTS! MATT O’BRIEN, JULIA HLADKOWICZ, NORI REED, JOEL KIM BOOSTER, VANJAM, THE DY-NASTIES annnnd a suuuuper secret valentine!
WEDNESDAY 7:30PM: Hollywood Handbook is an insider’s guide to achieving your showbiz dreams from two A-List it-boys who are living theirs. Hayes and Sean provide an exclusive VIP backstage pass into Tinseltown politics, answer questions from unsuccessful listeners, and bring in famous guests to discuss their craft and how they became what they are (famous). We love this podcast and are so excited to host them! Plus! t’s another LIVE-STREAM, baby!
THURSDAY 7:30PM LOVETT OR LEAVE IT W/ ADAM CONOVER, ANA GASTEYER, AND RIVER BUTCHER Every week host with the most, JON LOVETT, unpacks the week’s headlines with some VERY wonderful friends who happen to be celebrities This week’s guests: Adam Conover, Ana Gasteyer, River Butcher!
FRIDAY
🛳️ 7:30PM NEVER LET GO — An unauthorized retelling of James Cameron's Titanic We liked this show so much we’re having it back! A return trip is all the Titanic ever wanted, after all. (Too soon?) 🛳️ We are so impressed by this one person flarpin’ FEAT! MICHAEL KINNAN is Rose (sorry Kate Winslet!) so buckle up for the ride of your life. (Bring a lifeboat.)
FRIDAY 10PM BAD DRAG RACE! Ya’ll wanted more BAD DRAG? YOU GOT IT. The city’s crunchiest drag competition is back at Dynasty, darling! Poise? Polish? Glamour? NO, BITCH! This is Bad Drag Race.
Hosted by Basic Bitch (MANO AGAPION), Ozma (OSCAR MONTOYA), and NICOLE BYER!
🤩 SATURDAY
SATURDAY 7:30PM: It’s DYNASTY TONIGHT! w/ CHRIS FLEMING, APARNA NANCHERLA, JON DALY, MEGAN GAILEY + MORE!
You know we LOOOOOVE puttin’ on a show and Dynasty Tonight! is our in-house produced show of hand-picked honeys guaranteed to delight. Hosted by VANJAM with house band the DY-NASTIES, it’s our signature show chock full of sweet, sweet goodness.
With Special Guests: Chris Fleming (Gayle) Megan Gailey (My Dad Paid for This), Jon Daly (Big Mouth), Jena Friedman (Borat 2), Aparna Nancherla (Corporate)
SATURDAY 10PM: IAN LOCKWOOD’S GIRLFRIEND PAGEANT
20 contestants compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood’s heterosexual girlfriend! With 4 rounds — Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support — any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian’s Girlfriend. JUDGES: Jared Goldstein, Oscar Montoya, & Zach Zucker
CONTESTANTS: Alice Polocoser, Ashley Ray, Avery Girion, Courtney O’Donnell, Monica Loomba, Kristen Parker, Chelsea Morgan, Haley Stiel, Jamie Loftus, Juliet Prather, Kel Cripe, Kelly Cooper, Leanne Velednitsky, Madi Hart, Max Beasley, Sofie Rimler, & Yamini Nambimadom
SUNDAY
7:30PM: UNTITLED IMPROV PROJECT continues it’s beautiful weekly residency at Dynasty! The formula? Simple: A whole buncha sweetie famous n’ talented improvisors make magic based on the monologues from a sweetie famous monologist. The execution? FLAWLESS . This week’s round up of talent includes: Bobby Moynihan, Betsy Sodaro, Corin Wells, Rachel Pegram, Shaun Diston, Jon Gabrus. And Guest Monologist Patrick Fabian (Better Call Saul)!
Cupid, draw back ur bow,
VanJam
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