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Hey there Darlings,
Hope this email finds you SWELLing with absolutely BATSHIT SELF-CONFIDENCE! We’re not quite there yet, but our trajectory (and horoscope) suggests we'll be fully swole on ourselves sometime soon (retrograde notwithstanding). We're not suggesting BATSHIT SELF-CONFIDENCE to a destructive/narcissistic/egomaniacal level, but maybe the level where you we are all confident enough to send an email without re-punctualizationizing it 15 times, no longer riddled with self-hatred and fear of enthusiasm judgement coming from the recipient. And maybe emotionally swole enough to wear crop tops? One can dream[!].
We enjoyed brief respite from June gloom with some sunnny weekend magic, but fear not, we have the indoor antidote for gloom running allll week at the theater. Laughter is LIGHT so laughing on a cloudy day is like DIY sunshine. If any HGTV producers are out there, we’ll speed up the process for you: Yes that is (another) trillion dollar idea and of course we’re interested in starring in/executive producing a DIY Sunshine TV Show. We’re the Chip and Joanna Gaines (minus any weird religious stuff, plus weird SPIRITUAL stuff) of HAPPINESS?? Certainly enchantment at the very least[!].
Anyway! Here’s what’s up this week!
🧪 TONIGHT! MONDAY, 7:30PM: MAE MARTIN Experiments with Friends
All the way Mae got this sucker SOLD OUT, BABY!
🧪 TUESDAY, 7:30PM: MAE MARTIN Experiments with Friends
AS OF THIS MORNING, LITERALLY 1 TICKET LEFT.
🏝️ WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight! Hump got your week? Next week ride that hump to Dynasty, baby! This Wednesday Dynasty Tonight! was designed by scientists to give you “more than enough” energy to get through the flarpin’ week. Lovely lineup? Dy-Nasties as a house-band ? VanJam’s homestyle hosting ? COME ON DOWWWWNNNN!
With Special Guests
TIM HEIDECKER (Tim and Eric, Office Hours)
REGGIE WATTS (The Late Late Show w/ James Corden)
ANDREW MICHAAN (Podcast But Outside)
STEPH TOLEV (Bill Burr’s Friends Who Kill)
NORI REED (Comedians You Should and Will Know)
and More!
THURSDAY, 7:30PM: Lovett or Leave It. JON LOVETT knows how to break down the happenings of the week in the most happenin’ way. And that patented way involves an e’er changing company of geniuses to bounce off of. This weeks geniuses (genui?):
RONNIE WOO
MICHAELA WATKINS
BRENDAN SCANNELL
OSCAR MONTOYA
FRIDAY, 7:30PM: The Last Improv Show! DAN BLACK hosts a hot hot bunch of bonkers babes who come together to put on the show of a liiiiiifetime, just for you. High energy and fueled by ACTUAL STAR-POWER (🤯 ) this is a show NOT TO MISS. Oh and guess what? We LIVESTREAM it so you can watch it anywhere! (You’re genuinely welcome.) This week’s guest monologist… is… TERRY CREWS. (You know, the NFL, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Everybody Hates Chris, the Expendables…)
With Special Guests
NICOLE BYER
DAN BLACK
NEIL CASEY
LENNON PARHAM
CARL TART
PAUL WELSH
BRANDON SCOTT JONES
+ More!
SATURDAY
7:30PM: MARC MARON The man, the myth, the Maron. WTF Pod, Glow, 5 hit stand-up specials (including this year’s “FROM BLEAK TO DARK”). You know him, you love him, get your tickets before there are, inevitably, none. LOW TICKET ALERT!
10:00PM: ANDREW DISMUKES and MARTIN URBANO are going to make you laugh for an hour. AND they have a surprise opener.
Featuring
ALY DIXON
MEG INDURTI
🤸♀️ SUNDAY, 7:30PM: LAUREN LAPKUS Presents: A Very Good Time! In person AND LIVE-STREAMED! In person is allllmost sold out, and for good reason. Listen, when Lauren Lapkus threatens you with a good time, she flarpin’ MEANS IT OK!??? So come/tune-in and have a VERY GOOD time, courtesy of the wildly talented and wonderful LAUREN and her equally wonderful peers. They’re gonna improvise, you’re gonna love it. Such a good deal.
With Special Guests
NICOLE BYER
BANDON SCOTT JONES
CARL TART
LAUREN ASHLEY SMITH
LISA GILROY
MONDAY JUNE 12th , 7:30PM: ISAAC OLIVER. Writer/performer Isaac Oliver (author of INTIMACY IDIOT and writer for “High Maintenance,” “GLOW,” “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel,” and The New York Times) takes the stage for a brand-new night of his signature sit-down comedy.
And there you have it! A treasure trove of a week ready for you to plunder.
Dinglehoppers,
VanJam
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