Dear, sweet darlings,
It’s finally feeling like summer and our pasty patties are ready to turn into sunnnnbaked honey buns. So that’s what we’ll be doing all day, every day… TANNING! **Tanning is a lifestyle for us.** We worship the sun God and they, in turn, turn us into bronzed, generally TOPless IDOLS of the season. Don’t believe us? Good! We’re lying. We don’t tan well and while we continue to make progress with our body issues, if you know us you know the healing journey still has a few legs yet. But we DO love laid back summer vibes and the palm trees feel so much more appropriate when it’s sunny. Here’s some non-UV sun rays in the form of ENTERTAINMENT to tan your brain and give your frontal lobe 87 pack ABS. 🧠 🥵
TOMORROW! TUESDAY, 7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight! Dynasty Tonight! on a Tuesday? What’s next? Luxury Fish coffins? ( Yes, actually, coming to our Souvenir Shoppe soon.⚰️ ) Join VanJam as they play host in their play house, and put on a flarpin’ show full of their favorite folks, FOR their favorite folks (you.) Look at this lineup!
With Special Guests:
NICK KROLL (Big Mouth)
APARNA NANCHERLA (Corporate, Search Party)
DEBRA DIGIOVANNI (The Debaters)
JARED LOGAN (The Late Late Show with James Corden)
MEGAN GAILEY (My Dad Paid for This)
+ music from house-band the DyNasties!
🧊 WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: Never Let Go! Listen, we love this show and we’re so glad to have it returning. It’s been on the books for a long while and we can’t wait for genius MICHAEL KINNAN to put on his one-person madcap whirlwind retelling of Titanic. That said, is it very weird to write copy about a Titanic themed show right now? Yes! The timing is not lost on us! But we’ll never let go of this show, and… we’ll pour one out for the homies?
THURSDAY, 7:30PM: Lovett or Leave It! Join host JON LOVETT as he and his fun/famous/ brilliant guests break down the week’s news in politics and pop culture with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis. Is it hot in here or is it just the nuanced analysis?
PAULA POUNDSTONE
ROBIN TRAN
PINK FOXX
NORI REED
ROZ HERNANDEZ
FRIDAY, 7:30PM: Everything is Great! This was one of our favorite shows pre-Pandemela A Comedy Show Celebrating Positivity*! (*Unless We Don’t Fucking Want To) Hosted by the holy trinity themselves: NICK KOCHER, DEMI ADEJUYIGBE, AND ADDIE WEYRICH! This show is like a party, don’t miss it! With Very Special Guests
APARNA NANCHERLA
CARL TART
NORI REED
+ VERY SPECIAL GUEST!
🏝️ SATURDAY 🏝️
7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight: Born on the first of July. Oh yeah baby, it’s a classic Saturday night Dynasty Tonight! VANJAM is hosting and house-band the DyNasties will be making nasty, nasty music allll night long. We picked some of our favorite comics and can’t wait to share them with YOU!
With Special Guests
MARGARET CHO (The Margaret Cho, Fire Island)
EVER MAINARD (Vulture’s Top Comics to Know)
LUKE MONES (Early Decision)
JENNY YANG (Self Help Me)
+ More!
✡️ 🥵 10:00PM: Jaddy Live w/ BRETT GELMAN! Brett Gelman is returning to the stage. Comedy needs him. You need him. He doesn’t need to do this show. But he must for you have all lost your way. Some of you never even have had a way. He will show you. It’s time for comedy to be resurrected. It’s time for you to be enlightened. Time to be the most you you have ever been. If you don’t come. You have failed.
Your Jaddy has returned. Special guest ARI DAYAN who is going to make you ache with everything you ache with for everything you ache for. But you won’t want any aspirin. You’ll only want more.
SUNDAY, 7:30PM: Untitled Improv Project! LIVE and LIVE-STREAMED! It’s the improv show with solid gold lineups and… solid gold hearts . Come see some of the best improvisors (who also happen to be famous people) making up some buckwillllld shit for your entertainment.
TIM BALTZ
BOBBY MOYNIHAN
LILY SULLIVAN
CORIN WELLS
MONIQUE MOSES
OSCAR MONTOYA
JACOB WYSOCKI
You’re gonna love it.
MONDAY JUNE , 7:30PM: My Brother Has Autism. GRAHAM KAY uses levity to tell the story of life with a disabled brother. Now in his 40s, Graham explores their relationship from childhood through today – how it has changed and how, in many ways, it has stayed the same. Daily calls pretending to be Bert and Ernie, Graham getting arrested and his brother hanging up on the cops, and what it was like getting kicked out of restaurants as a family. At times silly, others serious —we learn how these moments have changed Graham’s comedy career, romantic relationships and how he interacts with friends.
And that’s a freakin’ WEEK!
Jean Claude,
VanJam
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