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Darlings,
Hope this email finds you well. 🤖
How do you feel about that as a first sentence in a correspondence? Does it make you feel like the person writing it is… clammy? That’s sort of what we get from it. We are NOT clammy, FYI. Though to be honest, some of us here at DTHQ are guilty of having used that clammy intro thousands of times over the years. But as always, we are looking to EVOLVE. So tell us, what are email starters that work for YOU? What are some email starters that don't work for you? What openers make you cast judgement before the message is even out there? That’s our Dynasty Conversation Starter of The Week™. (Email us and get in on the chat!) In other news, we had ourselves another delightful Dynasty weekend, and are prepared for another delightful Dynasty Night.
To whom it may concern, these are the shows for the week:
MONDAY No shows this evening cuz our staff of Poptenders and T-Navs will be forging bonds outside of the workplace (partying.)
🗑️ TUESDAY, 7:30PM: DEVON WALKER! DEVON WALKER is a New York based comic, actor and writer who can be seen regularly as a cast member on Saturday Night Live. Devon previously wrote for the Freeform series, EVERYTHING’S TRASH and the Netflix animated series, BIG MOUTH. Vulture named Devon as a Comedian You Should and Will Know in 2022. So come and KNOW. Also just because we know you’ll love him and we live to incentivize love enjoy $10 off with code “SNL” at checkout
WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: Bad Behavior enjoy watching comedians as they share morally questionable stories and get judged by a pair of etiquette “experts” who determine if they exhibited bad behavior and need to be punished. Comedians and podcast hosts STERLING MULBRY(Reductress) and BLAIR PEYTON (Prime Video) are ready to redeem the bad guys!
With Special Guests:
MARY BETH BARONE
NATASHA LEGGERO
DYLAN ADLER
ALYSSA LIMPERIS
⚰️ THURSDAY, 7:30PM: Obitchuary LIVE Best friends and co-hosts SPENCER HENRY (Cult Liter Podcast) & MADISON REYES have a long-running history of sending each other the wildest, most absurd, and sometimes scathing obituaries. In 2021 they decided to share their findings with the world when they launched OBITCHUARY the hilarious, hit weekly Podcast, and it turned out the world was eager to hear it. Each week OBITCHUARY listeners tune in to laugh alongside Spencer and Madison as they deep-dive into macabre history, funeral facts, and of course some wild obituaries. Now get ready to laugh alongside the gruesome twosome LIVE in person! ALMOST SOLD OUT!
♀️ 🧖♀️ FRIDAY, 7:30PM: SOLD OUT in person, LIVESTREAM avail! Self Help me w/ JENNY YANG: A Competitive Self Care Comedy Show. It’s like if Lovett or Leave It and @ midnight made a baby that was obsessed with wellness and lymph node massages–but also cared about the cultures and origins of these splashy trends. Self-care already felt competitive. We just made our anxieties into a show. “What’s the point of self-care if you can’t win? Do you even charge your crystals, bro?” – JENNY YANG | HOST + LIFESTYLE DIRECTOR
With Special Guests
VINNY THOMAS
MARGARET CHO
CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ
EVER MAINARD
CHANI NICHOLAS
🍿 SATURDAY
4:00PM: See You Tomorrow: A True Story. From award winning actor (Curb your Enthusiasm, Hacks) and comic IRIS BAHR comes a funny and moving true tale of relocating overnight from LA to Israel after her mother has a stroke WHILE talking to her on video chat. Written and performed by IRIS BAHR Producer: Ryan Cunningham & Bahr None Productions
🛥️ 7:30PM: Scott Hasn’t Seen: Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again: Rowdy Screening and Podcast Recording. SCOTT AUKERMAN is gonna watch Mamma Mia 2 and This bad boy is SOLD OUT!
SUNDAY
🧔🏻♂️ 4:20PM (lol) Doug Loves Movies! DOUG BENSON has hosted the weekly comedy podcast Doug Loves Movies since 2006, which is recorded in front of live audiences in Los Angeles and at clubs all over the U.S. Benson and his guests talk about movies and then play movie related games. Guests have included such notables as John Lithgow, film critic Leonard Maltin, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt, Jon Hamm, Paget Brewster and Arden Myrin. If you love movies, you’ll love DOUG LOVES MOVIES!
With Special Guests
GUY BRANUM
and more!
🧀 7:30PM: RICHARD CHEESE & Lounge Against the Machine America’s loudest lounge singer RICHARD CHEESE brings his Lounge Against The Machine band to Dynasty Typewriter for possibly potentially probably perhaps his last-ever L.A. concert! Richard Cheese performs swingin’ Vegas versions of rock and rap songs, “swankifying” popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, lounge legend Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. richardcheese.com
With a Special Burlesque Performance by NATASHA ESTRADA
SOLD OUT but LIVESTREAM AVAILABLE!
MONDAY, 7:30PM: CHRIS FLEMING!
One of the most daring darlings there ever was is gonna weird out for you!
Warmly,
VanJam
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