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Hello to you, our most sweet and most prized Darlings,
You can basically do ANYTHING! 🤯
Isn’t that exciting to remind yourself?
Now, that doesn’t mean you have to or necessarily WILL, but you could.
We believe that. You could do a career pivot, go back to school, exit society and go off the grid, adopt a new animal, ditch folks who bring you down, start honking! Stop honking? Start calling out bullshit, stop caring about bullshit, AdOpt a BuLL?! WHO KNOWS.
But think about it: it would be like so intense to adopt a *real, live bull*, right? But also probably very fulfilling. And very startling to those who know you! They'd be like "Did you hear that [your beautiful name adopted. ]So if you’ve got the land, the love, and the inclination: we FULLY support bull adoption! Is this off the rails? Yeah. This is off the rails? Honestly though, WHO NEEDS RAILS?! THERE WERE NEVER RAILS.
Tonight we’ve got a SUPER BLUE MOON (and we’re in a retrograde) which has been confirmed to be giving 24/7 cunt energy by a bonafide witch ✔️ 🧙 So get down with your bad/weird/wonderful self and decide what you’ll do next from a place of joy, power, absurdity and full-blue-moon cuntergy! (And if the c-word offends you, just read the nonsense paragraph over and realize words are very silly things that are fun to sling around when your intentions are good and pure and expressive. No disrespect to c’s! We love the dang things!)
cutesy,
VanJam
💕 BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT, THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 💕
🟡 MONDAY, 8/19, 7:30PM: Lets Not Die: Yellow Dot Live
Adam McKay’s Yellow Dot Studios presents a night of comedy about the greatest existential threat facing humanity. Hilarious stuff! Let’s Not Die! (both the show name and a plea to fossil fuel CEOs) features stand up comedy, music, sketches, and videos. It’ll be a hilarious – and enraging – show for Yellow Dot Studios, a non-profit media studio calling out polluters and mobilizing action on the climate emergency.
With Special Guests
HANNAH EINBINDER
MILAN PATEL
ESTEBAN GAST
RIVER BUTCHER
and an interview with ANTHONY ROY from Green Portfolio
+ MORE!
📓 TUESDAY, 8/20 7:30: LANGSTON KERMAN'S Bad Poetry Netflix Premiere
Langston Kerman is an LA based actor, comedian, and writer. Langston’s hour-long comedy special “Bad Poetry”, directed and produced by John Mulaney, will be released August 20th on Netflix. In TV, Langston starred as ‘Langston’ in Bust Down (Peacock/Universal), a series that he also Executive Produced/Co-Created with Sam Jay, Chris Redd and Jak Knight with Broadway Video producing. He was the head writer/one of the Executive Producers of PAUSE with Sam Jay (HBO), which was nominated for a WGA award for its first and second seasons. He also wrote for 2 seasons of South Side (HBO Max). On screen Langston will next be seen recurring on the upcoming FX series English Teacher. He also recently appeared on John Mulaney’s Everybody’s In LA (Netflix) which he also wrote for. Langston sold and is developing a pilot at FX that he will co-write with Nick Kroll. He’s also developing a pilot with Jonah Hill’s Strong Baby Productions and A24. His other credits include a recurring role as ‘Jesse’ in the Hulu/Onyx series The Other Black Girl, based on the novel of the same name, a recurring role as ‘Eagle The Archer’ in The Boys (Amazon), starring alongside Lake Bell and Dax Shepard as ‘Brandon’ on the Bless This Mess (ABC), recurring as ‘Jared’ on Insecure (HBO) and recurring opposite Gina Rodriguez in Not Dead Yet (ABC). Langston’s podcast My Momma Told Me is part of Will Ferrell’s Big Money Players Network through iHeartMedia. His Comedy Central Half-Hour Special aired in September 2018 along with the release of his debut comedy album “Lightskinned Feelings.”
🧠 🧠 WEDNESDAY, 8/21 7:30PM: Likeminds! Comedy + Trivia
📽LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED📽
Likeminds! is a trivia game show that takes the fact-filled fun of a pub quiz and combines it with the quick-witted comedy of an improv show.
Host JOEY BLAND (Improvised Shakespeare, Jeopardy!) takes two hilarious comedian competitors and faces them off in a head-to-head battle of the wits along with lots of help from the audience! It’s like if Jeopardy & Taskmaster had a really smart baby!
With Special Guests
ROB CORDDRY, VIC MICHAELIS, BOURKE FLOYD, and ASHLEY WARD!
🌟 💪 FRIDAY, 8/23, 7:30PM: The Ultimate Improv Show!
📽LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 📽🚨LOW TICKET WARNING🚨
Dan Black presents THE ULTIMATE IMPROV SHOW! An all-star cast of improvisers perform the best, funniest and ultimate-est improv show of all time! (Ultimate-est is a word!) Each show will feature a celebrity guest monologist who will tell impromptu stories based off of a random suggestion from the audience. These stories will inspire the funniest improvised comedy scenes you’ve ever seen, like ever!
With Special Guests
DAN BLACK, NICOLE BYER, SASHEER ZAMATA, NEIL CASEY, CARL TART, BOBBY MOYNIHAN
And Guest Monologist DAN HARMON!
☀️ SATURDAY, 8/24 ☀️
📖 👩 4:00PM: ANNA MARIE TENDLER Presents Men Have Called Her Crazy
⭐️SOLD OUT⭐️
🚀 🌋 7:30PM: Incoming
📽LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED📽
A live reading to celebrate the release of INCOMING, a new fiction podcast on Wondery+ created by DAVID SINGER.
This one-of-a-kind live performance of two upcoming episodes features PAUL ADELSTEIN, MARY ELIZABETH ELLIS, BETSY MORRIS, and LANISA FREDERICK
EMERGENCY ALERT.
BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INCOMING.
SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In 2018, an Emergency Broadcast Alert sent millions of Hawaiians into a panic, believing that a nuclear missile was on the way.
For 38 minutes, people scrambled for a place to hide. They contacted loved ones — to apologize, to confess, to seek forgiveness or revenge.
It was a false alarm.
Incoming is an anthology podcast series that zooms in on moments just like this.
Each episode presents a different set of characters, a different location, a different year… But the key question remains the same:
What would you do with your last few minutes on earth?
AVAILABLE AD-FREE EXCLUSIVELY ON WONDERY+, AUGUST 21st!
🕺 🐀 SUNDAY, 8/25, 4:00PM: The Tuckcracker
A LIVE CONCERT READING! A non-binary tween in a very binary world, finds hope at a dismal family Christmas party when a drag queen nutcracker comes to life! Together they travel through a dazzling and hilarious world of queer-coded magic and fight to stop the vile Rat King from destroying it all.
Featuring…
ZACKRY COLSTON
SHILPA DAS
CJ CRUZ
JAY DONNELL
IRVING GREEN
LANA MCKISSACK
JAY RENSHOW
CHASE ROSENBERG
BROOKE SEGUIN
LILA K. SMITH
JASON MICHAEL SNOW
Endless Love,
VanJam
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