If you’ve watched any of our Dynasty livestreams, chances are you MAY already know a little, beloved, friend of ours. That’s right, “Rat, Beloved!” “What IS Rat, Beloved?” is a question and a SPIRIT of comments and feedback that we receive a lot of. Well today, as our nation writhes in the bloated paw of a power-drunk imbecile, we thought you needed a little treat. So we’re spillin’ some TOP-SHELF RAT KIBBLE and letting you know that LIMITED EDITION Rat, Beloved toys will be HITTING THE SHELVES soon and YOU get first grab at your NEW BEST FRIEND! …. Still confused? READ ON: When we moved into Dynasty we found a bunker full of long-forgotten, strange relics from the past. Journals, photographs, ticket stubs, product prototypes. Enter: Rat Beloved. Rat, Beloved was created years ago by a member of the Dynasty family and enjoyed a modest, yet intense, measure of success for decades. At it’s core, Rat, Beloved is a Soft Ratform, which, working in tandem with an extensive quiz, is designed to be the PERFECT ratform for you, specifically, to love. Rat, Beloved is an adorable, mail-order, doting companion for our darkest hours. For years, this genius product/ therapy tool has been locked away due to some gnarly legal troubles in the 90’s. Well, WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK! Do YOU want a Rat, Beloved? Are you interested in loving and being loved? We’re in DEEP product testing mode now, but we are STARTING A WAITLIST. Click the link in bio if you want to get in on our #RATBELOVEDCREW and be the FIRST on your block to “take a chance and take the quiz” to get a really wonderful Soft Ratform. “Timeless” is what you are about to embark on.