Nothing says “Dynasty Darling” quite like this tee that literally says those words. It’s a Raglan 3/4 sleeve beauty, appropriate for work, play, personal burial style, and more. Pair it with a cocktail for the perfect cocktail attire. Pair it with a teflon umbrella to break through glass ceilings! Pair it with boots to kick the shit! Pair it with a buddy to be a coupla darlings. Designed and printed in LA with you in mind, Darling.

Finally a miniature ossuary you can feel GOOD about. These rat, mouse (and potentially shrew, vole, and mole) bones were ethically mined from owl pellets by two children who genuinely love to pick through owl pellets as a HOBBY, which means it is not child labor. They were assembled in house at Dynasty by adult humans, fueled by a neurodiverse hyperfocus that strikes at random. The perfect gift for the person who doesn’t have it.

These are very mini (less than 1” high!) and are picked and packed at random. Bones and moss colors will vary.

Say hello to our Shoppe’s most POLARIZING item yet. These are magnets, and they do that “classic magnet thang” of marrying funk and function. Mini masterpieces that will cling to your fridge the way your parents’ clung to their career hopes for you. A magnet strong enough to hold up a historic document, open-minded enough to display a child’s sweet but crude art, and optimistic enough to pin a workout plan you know you won’t commit to. These magnets are so good you don’t even NEED to give them anything to exhibit. They are the show. Plus they’ll watch you come to the fridge over and over and won’t say a damn thing, unlike your judgemental (housemate, wife, husband, partner, Vrbo Regulars etc…)

Magnet size is 3"

Magnet strength is strong enough

Adornments! By Dynasty: a fine (as in meh) jewelry line! Hand-designed and handmade in Los Angeles! More specifically, right inside the back office of Dynasty Typewriter! Brought to you via an environment of joyful chaos, Adornments! feature resin DynaPop! Popcorn kernels, colorful beads of varied delightful colors and sizes, and words!

Want a custom? Message us! Want an exact replica of someone else’s Adornment!? Good luck, thanks to the deep lack of impulse control of some of our Plorqs (think “elves”) and the wildly frenetic energy in which these are crafted NO TWO ARE ALIKE. Unless it’s like a batshit coincidence. But we can make you something with a word and color scheme of your choosing!

Stickers! Truly an innovation in the adhesive space. Art that you can put on anything (within reason, c‘mon, don’t make us talk down to you). Stickers can be anything, and so often they’re boring (looking at you price tags and Calvin peeing bumper stickers) but Dynasty stickers (styckers!?) are anything but. Innovative, colorful, strange and very, very sticky. Each sticker has a backstory that you may or may not be privy to. Someday it will all make sense. Or not! Basically, these are stickers.

This pack features our signature Rainbow Toilet, Sludgy, Don’t Shit on Me, and a Dynasty Darling heart (because you deserve it).

Stickers! Truly an innovation in the adhesive space. Art that you can put on anything (within reason, c‘mon, don’t make us talk down to you). Stickers can be anything, and so often they’re boring (looking at you price tags and Calvin peeing bumper stickers) but Dynasty stickers (styckers!?) are anything but. Innovative, colorful, strange and very, very sticky. Each sticker has a backstory that you may or may not be privy to. Someday it will all make sense. Or not! Basically, these are stickers.

This pack features Bog Baby, Beavatrice, Squippy, and Popkins. The crytters that keep Dynasty going.

Stickers! Truly an innovation in the adhesive space. Art that you can put on anything (within reason, c‘mon, don’t make us talk down to you). Stickers can be anything, and so often they’re boring (looking at you price tags and Calvin peeing bumper stickers) but Dynasty stickers (styckers!?) are anything but. Innovative, colorful, strange and very, very sticky. Each sticker has a backstory that you may or may not be privy to. Someday it will all make sense. Or not! Basically, these are stickers.

This pack features Horsethrob, Rat Beloved, Dance Contest, and Shrivels. IYKYK.

Dynasty Typewriter is proud to be the only theater in the Western Hemisphere with an official plumbassador™, Sludgy. Sludgy the bear safe guards our historic building’s precious pipes and encourages proper bathroom etiquette in all situations. We’re THRILLED to offer Sludgy’s NO BIG SHITS signage in a take-home-size, suitable for you home, office, business, woods, or anywhere else big shits occur.

Sign measures 12”x8” and is made of durable, waterproof plastic.

With a Dynasty B & B shirt on your torso, you’re guaranteed to get some reallll hospitable glances from passers by. Featuring a TASTEFUL and bootiful plate design on the front pocket, people will love to see you coming. And with the bold and inviting text, “Sleep in and Eat out!” on the back, honey? They’re gonna love watching you go too. Support your favorite popcorn restaurant by getting this beautiful, printed in LA tee, celebrating our alternate life as B & B. Honestly, don’t over think it. It’s a great shirt. Or “top” if you call them that.