Dynasty Dygest
Darrrlinnnngs!!!
What is this!? Are we feeling…. OPTIMISTIC?! Haven’t tried this look on in a minute and honestly, it doesn’t drape naturally on our expanding Quarantine forms... BUT WE’RE WEARING IT ANYWAY! We encourage you to take a moment, blast your favorite song and join us in an awkwardly buoyant 💃🚶🏿♂️ 📸 STRUT 😬 📸 around your workspace/livingspace/bunker. Don’t worry - other news (virus, potential coup, creepy stuff happening within dept. of defense) is still dependably troubling, so we’ve still got our bearings!
OTHER THINGS WORTH MENTIONING:
✨ It’s 11/11! Make a wish, it’s a lucky day! 😘 ✨
What makes 11/11 lucky? Firstly, so many flarpin’ ONES! Secondly, today marks the 31st anniversary of Jamie’s bar mitzvah! VanJam believes that anniversaries of rites of passage open new portals of passage so consider this an invitation to make a wish to talk to a fish or make a wish to pop a wheelie on Pluto. (The former planet OR the Disney pup OR BOTH!)
If your WISH involved seeing CHRIS STEDMAN in conversation with JOEL KIM BOOSTER omg, the universe was flarpin’ EXPEDIENT because that’s TONIGHT! Whoah! We’re partnering with our fave bookie babies Skylight Books, and we’re so excited to listen to a conversation between two really smart interesting people. Chris founded the Yale Humanist Community and was a Humanist Chaplin at a lil’ old place called Harvard. His new book, IRL, is an exploration of authenticity in the digital age. If you know Dynasty, you know we’re all about flarpin’ connection and authenticity and seeing that our entire lives have shifted to the internet lately, yeahhhh we’re going to be listening. Also, Joel is the best and he and Chris share a lot of interesting life similarities and we can’t wait to listen tonight. Join us and feel like you’re sitting at the cool kids’ table AND the smart kids’ table from the comfort of your own bed.
TOMORROW we’re excited for the premiere of The Side Hustle, a podcast that explores the weird jobs you HAVE to work while trying to get the jobs you WANT. Have you ever dressed as sexy Dorothy for a one year old’s Wizard of Oz themed birthday party? Been paid to interrupt a business meeting by singing “I’ve got a feeling”? If jobs like this have crushed your soul…this can inflate it again! Join CHELSEA PHILLIPS REID (Magic Mike LIVE, VEGAS!) and SARAH LOWE (Gloria Bell, The Apple Sisters) as they chat with comedian LONDON HUGHES.
DIDJA KNOW?! We’re still offering PRIVATE QUARANTINE DREAM NIGHTS! You and your pod (up to 9) will have our beautiful, historic 200 seat Dynasty theater all to yourselves as you safely and glamorously watch a film of your choosing on our BIG BEAUTIFUL movie screen instead of atop a sea of crumbs in your bed! Yes, you can celebrate, eat DynaPop! (that someone else will sweep up after you leave) and GET OUT OF THE FLARPIN’ HOUSE! Can you even imagine? Well, of course you can. Now ENJOY!
PLUS! If your ears are hungry, we just released the 6th episode of The Dynasty Typecast! Don’t know what that is? You’re not alone! We’re keeping it very mysterious because we’re “two of the most self-conscious people on the planet” (Forbes). But something is building and it’s.. incredible skyscrapers. (You’re not supposed to know what that means.)
PLUS! If your OUTER BODY is hungry, might we suggest our gorgeous new Enchantamerchity Fashion Line? GLAMOR. SOFT MATERIALS. HOT, MYSTERIOUS EMBLEMS! It’s everything GUCCI or OLD NAVY wishes it could be! We like to think!
PLUS! If your INNER BODY is hungry, we suggest chewing FOOD and escorting it down your throat with non-toxic LIQUID.
DARLINGS WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
VanJam
