Everything's Perfect! Vol.1 — A Dynasty Playlist

Well it’s officially been over a month since our last show at the theater; since we felt the thrill of a full house; since the last kernels of DynaPop! were smashed by our naive teeth and made their way down our blissfully ignorant throats. Oh, if only we knew what was coming we would’ve CHERISHED those bites. Ah, the things we’ve taken for granted. We’re optimistic that we’ll be reunited with that enchanted Dynasty corn someday soon and will appreciate it more than ever. Until then we’ll be chompin’ subpar popQuarn, lighting our at-home battery operated candles, sparkin’ up our incense matches, and listening to our first Dynasty curated quarantine Spotify playlist, named Everything is Perfect Vol. 1. That’s right, we’ve eschewed the popular (read: basic) approach to quarantine themed playlists (Don’t Stand So Close To Me, ok ok, we get it.) in favor of pure batshit DELUSION! Our mix is crafted to take you on a ride from pre-pandemic bliss party to planetary record scratch moment to the maniacal laughter of the now. We recommend listening to it in tandem with our Dynasty At-Home Souvenir pack, available in our online Souvenir Shoppe! Souvenirs: “No longer just for getting when you at places.”