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Hello darlings,
Hope you’re all well and that someone does something unexpectedly delightful for you today! And that you do something delightful for someone too. Sound cheesy? IT SURE IS AND WHO CARES. We’re getting older and… take it from the mongers: cheese is in. Fondue was onto something! Grab something regular and DIP IT IN CHEESE for enhanced enjoyment (this is mostly a metaphor because one of us can’t eat cheese, but still inherently understands the simple decadence that the suggestion of cheese promises.) So dip yer’ ding-dang days in cheese with your friends and family. Whyyyy not. Let it drip.
We are back from NYC and absolutely loving the ETHEREAL FEELING of being around both sets of coastal elites. OUR ELITISM IS FULL CHARGED. We saw many, many elite things and had many takeaways: New York is fantastic, food is good to eat, vaping is never going out of style if New York has anything to do with it, and (controversial) rats are cute 🤷♀️.
Our show in NY @ Chelsea Music Hall was a delight. The band was sooooo good (thank you CHRIS ROB!) Lineup was bonkers, and JANEANE GAROFALO is really a national treasure of goodness, we must keep Nic Cage from her at all costs. (Honestly, never saw anything in the National Treasure franchise, but it’s our understanding that Nic Cage is some sort of modern pirate/terrorist? Or a hero? Who knows. But we def want him to keep his meat mitts off this gal.) We also brought our favorite energy worker, EDIBLE SPIRIT and found out that some people in NY are as jaded as the stereotypes say! Other people are open to magic and love drinking a cocktail while being reassured of their path through life, as comedians say batshit things in the background and the sweet rats scurry on the streets outside. Remember, the rat is the hero in his story. (???) (Worth noting: While in New York we also had some metaphysical/midlife-crises/epiphany-re-piphany moments that still are puncturing our days in unexpected ways. We’re mostly “back in the matrix” now, but at random moments we may stress to you the importance of being near a water source. Please bear with us as we reacclimate to the society we have inherited.)
🧀 THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY🫕
TUESDAY-FRIDAY ATTENTION EARTHLINGS! RANDY FELTFACE is landing at Dynasty this week. Listen, there’s only one Randy Feltface. Which technically makes him a critically endangered species. Fresh off the back of sold out seasons in Edinburgh and London, don’t miss your chance to fall in love with a flarpin’ ALIEN OF EXTRAORDINARY ABILITY.
PLUS! ON FRIDAY he’s filming a special here! Come and laugh and have your joy recorded for posterity.
We are truly the biggest fans of RANDY FELTFACE (and his good friend HEATH McIVOR) and if you have some stigma around puppets… please let Randy flarpin’ shatter it. Smart, hilarious, exciting, and wildly well produced, this purple puppet is a portal to a better life.
THURSDAY at 7:30pm: Join host JON LOVETT and his fabulous guests as they take a deeeep dive in the headlines in, LOVETT OR LEAVE IT! (For the record, we love it.) This week’s guests:
ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK
DIALLO RIDDLE
BYRON BOWERS
🤫 SATURDAY at 3pm: Whatever you do… Don’t Tell My Mother! we’re so excited this beloved show is making it’s Dynasty Debut . And we love it’s at 3pm so you have excuses to go out to lunch before and drinks after 🥂. IT JUST MAKES SENSE.
Don’t Tell My Mother! is a delightful show that features your favorite folks telling true stories they’d never want their moms to know!
FEATURING:
NIKKI LEVY (Coming Out Party w/ Shangela)
MATT MARR (Reality Gays)
ASHLEY RAY (TV, I Say)
AIKO TANAKA (America’s Got Talent)
PINK FOXX (Patton Oswalt Live: Who’s Ready to Laugh Tour)
and music by ABBY POSNER!
SUNDAY at 7:30pm BRIAN HUSKEY (Forever now known as Weird Al’s dad) offers us our favorite invitation: Let’s Ignore Reality! Brian and his collective of hilarious improv geniuses* invite you to laugh, leave your cares behind and ignore our crazy, present reality… with the understanding that some scenes will probably reference covid, politics, and maybe the internet.
THIS WEEK’S GUESTS:
ANDY SECUNDA (The Goldberg’s, Schooled)
BRAD MORRIS (Playing House, AP Bio)
ERIN WHITEHEAD (Wild Horses, Bajilion Dollar Properties)
OSCAR NUÑEZ (The Office, The Lost City)
JEAN VILLEPIQUE (AP Bio, The Office)
CHELSEA DEVANTEZ (Celebrity Book Club Podcast, The Problem w/ John Stewart)
*We’re still calling them THE HUSKATEERS but have not yet gotten approval from Huskey Corporate™.
MONDAY at 7:30pm It’s Mitch & Drew… and We’ve Never Felt Younger! (With added MATERIAL for your PLEASURE.) Honestly? They didn’t need to add material for our pleasure, but we’re excited to surrender ourselves to the throes of ecstasy and curl out toes at what these (respectfully) genius lunatics have to offer. Take us away, honeys!!! Comedy and improv vunderminds: MITCH SILPA and DREW DROEGE are serving up a freshhhhh evening of relaxed pleasure (honestly just writing this is a sensual experience ) featuring Two Old Queens Who’ve Just A Minute to Catch Up plus a handful of newborn sketches!
submerge it in hot cheese,
VanJam
A note from the editor: National Treasure is kinda good...
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