Darlings,
Before you HATE us for writing you an email, we’d love to provide you with a 🥵 hot tip! YOU DON’T HAVE TO READ THIS! Simply scroll to the bottom for a list of all of our upcoming shows COMPLETELY COPY FREE! At least one subscriber has let us know that the presence of words in the emails is… unwelcome. To them we say, thank you for the interesting feedback! And to you we say, feel free to scroll down, ignore these seemingly futile attempts at human connection and self-expression and frolic in the BIG BUTTONS at the bottom of the email with pictures and show titles. And to others we say… thanks for reading or at least not being disgusted by emails containing… words. 🤷♀️ The feller who didn’t like our emails ALSO didn’t like our reasoning that we enjoy writing them and that some people like reading them, and claimed we *might* be letting the tail wag the dog. Following along? Us either! WHEEEEE!
Back on our connective bullshit: Would you believe us if we were to tell you we are writing this from a subway train on the coast of Japan? I hope you would because we are! We are at the tail (wagging the dog) end of the most amazing trip to Japan, a first for both Van and Jam. We are here (obviously) because ol’ Jam was asked to be a judge for a Japanese reality competition comedy show pilot! At first, we thought it was a scam and then we thought it was actually the most delightful excuse/reason/opportunity to go on a flarpin’ adventure. This is the most beautiful country either of us has ever been to, with the most wonderful kind and respectful human beings. America’s great and all (We’ve got hands down the funniest home videos!) but… Japan is better? We went all around Tokyo for two days, then off to the beautiful seaside town of Kamakura, and now we are en route to Hakone for some good ol’ fashioned hot springs and spiritual awakenings. We’ve had many many moments of magic and inspiration already, and the takeaways/re-piphanies include: the moment is Now, life is a gift, human connection is everything, authentic expression is necessary, this planet that we treat like a trash can is NOT a trash can, and it is a gift to host and be hosted, to experience and create experiences. Also eating is like… really fun. And we are excited as always to infuse Dynasty with all the things we learn on our travels.
But we do miss the beautiful theater and all the beautiful souls who are humaning-the fort. Thank you to Missy, Dax, Langston, Sam, the other Sam, and the whole crew for upholding the magical realm there as we explore magical realms elsewhere!
TONIGHT! MONDAY, 7:30PM: NICOLE TRAVOLTA is Doing Alright! A one woman show about a compulsive shopper who freed herself from debt and shame one spray at a time. We are SO excited to have Nicole and have heard such wonderful things about this show!
TUESDAY, 7:30PM: 2 Wet Crew is back and (2) wetter than ever. Hosted by DJ DOUGGPOUND and MIKEY KAMPMANN (both surnames have fun unexpected double letters in them! Just an observation. THAT’S WHY THESE EMAILS ARE WORTH READING PEOPLE!!) Featuring EMILY CATALANO, STEPH TOLEV, CORY LOYKASEK and BRENT WEINBACH!
PLUS!: New 2 Wet Crew Video Premiere
Be there or be flarpin’ DRY.
WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: Two Dykes and a Mic is SOLD OUT! And for good reason!
“Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly comedy podcast and touring live show. Comedians RACHEL SCANLON and MCKENZIE GOODWIN host this raunchy and hilarious queer show that will have your body rocking with laughter and sexual tension. With special guests JORDAN HULL (The L Word) and VERY GAY PAINT.
THURSDAY, 7:30PM: Lovett or Leave It: Live Free or Dynasty. Join host with the most, JON LOVETT as he and his smart/funny/charismatic friends unpack the happenings of the week.
Guests: JULIA SWEENY, DEMI ADEJUYIGBE, BETH STELLING, KATE PORTER, ALASKA and WILLIAM!
🥄FRIDAY, 7:30PM: GARRETH REYNOLDS is the father to a cat named Jose. He is also cohost of the wildly popular podcast The Dollop, and an internationally touring standup. He can do it all, and you should see him do it! Come spend the flarpin’ evening with this hunk of goodness.
🎙️ SATURDAY, 7:30PM: We are thrilled to be hosting TWO Podcast the Rides! And howney, I hope you got a fast pass because they are both sowwwwwld out in person! But LIVESTREAMS make magic possible! So get yourself a livestream ticket and… (you knew it was coming) enjoy the ride.
7:30 Podcast the Ride
10:00PM: Podcast the Ride
🤫 SUNDAY, 7:30PM: Untitled Improv Project! It’s the improv show with so much flarpin’ pinache you’ve got to pinch(ache) yourself, it’s Patrick Cotnoir’s Untitled Improv Project! Some of the greatest improvisers in the world (really) are joined by a fascinating guest monologist to put on a one-of-a-kind show just for you. Really. This week featuring:
BRIAN HUSKEY, JON DALY, RACHEL PEGRAM, WILL HINES, and JANET VARNEY
With Guest Monologist RIKI LINDHOME (Wednesday, Garfunkel and Oates)
✡️ 🧔🏻♂️MONDAY, MAY 8th, 7:30PM: Jaddy Live with BRETT GELMAN! We love BRETT GELMAN and so do you. We’re so so very excited to have him coming back to Dynasty… and honey, he’s better than ever. Comedy. Fleabag. Stranger Things. He can do whatever the flarp he wants, and he’s returning to the stage. Comedy needs him. You need him. He doesn’t need to do this show. But he must… for you have all lost your way. Some of you never even had a way. He will show you. It’s time for comedy to be resurrected. It’s time for you to be enlightened. With special guest ARI DAYAN. Who is going to make you ache with everything you ache with everything you ache for. But you won’t want any aspirin…. you’ll only want MORE. If you don’t come. You have failed. Your Jaddy has returned.
We love you, we miss you. Live every day with beauty and kindness.
Everlastingly,
VanJam
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