Beautiful Darlings,
🙏 Happy OKTOVBERVEST to all who celebrate. What IS Oktobervest? It’s our special name for the fabulous month of October over here at Dynasty, AND an incentive to wear more VESTS. Wear a vest to Dynasty this month and GET A FREE STICKER. What?! Being rewarding for doing something that is already rewarding? That’s the Dynasty Difference™. You’re welcome, America! And yes, we DO think wearing a vest is a rewarding experience. ❤️
We’re very excited for all the happenings this month our calendar is mimicking our little hearts and burstin’ at the seams. Designer Dan whipped up a helluva calendar and helped shine a spotlight on one of our favorite Dynasty Darlings, SCHLÖRN! ❤️ See the image below for Schlörn’s first Dynasty-approved, edited, and sanctioned column. (He’s done many “unauthorized” pieces which, while spirited, we cannot in good conscience include in our newsletter or publicly endorse.) Do you have a question for Schlörn? He’d LOVE to answer in his new advice columns: Schlörn to Secrecy: Annonymous Advice from a Person Who has Made Interesting Life Choices! It also doesn’t need to be anonymous if you don’t want it to be, but the name is very strong so we’re keeping it.
You know who else has been up to something? GM Missy has been in the test kitchen and created a LIMITED TIME DynaPop!™ topping for the month of October: COFFIN CROONCH! This October, sink your (included) fangs* into Coffin Croonch! Glowing fangs, eerie eyeballs, and terrifying clots of Buncha Crunch! It’s the DynaPop!™ that’s… to die for.
Scorpio season also begins this month! But not for a while. We’ll let the Libras have their fun…. but just know, our tails are gathering venom and absolutely vibrating with anticipation. 🦂 🦂
⚰️ THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🩸
📻 👂 TUESDAY, 10/8, 7:30PM: Netflix is a Joke Radio Presents: Are You Still Listening? a monthly, live Netflix stand-up comedy show featuring some of the hottest up-and-coming comedians.
***RSVP does not guarantee entree – seating and entry are on a first come, first served basis***
With Special Guests London Hughes - Host
AMA QUAP
MADDI MAYS
NICK SKARDARASY
RACHEL BONNETTA
RAMSEY BADAWI
WILLIE MACC
🚨🤚 WEDNESDAY, 10/9, 7:30PM: Wrong Answers Only… LIVE AND LIVE-STREAMED! Food designer and molecular biologist ERIC SCHULZE joins host CHRIS DUFFY and an incredible panel of comedians for this science comedy game show!
Produced by LabX, a public engagement program at the National Academy of Sciences, Wrong Answers Only is science comedy game show featuring celebrity guests who play games and quizzes while learning about exciting research with the help of a scientific expert.
THE HOST: Chris Duffy is a comedian, television writer, and radio/podcast host. Chris currently hos TED’s hit podcast How to Be a Better Human.
THE EXPERT: Eric Schulze is a professional scientist, entrepreneur, educator, and designer of food from the DNA up. He's done it all so far: worked in the Obama administration as a novel food and drug regulator, built new food companies in Silicon Valley, and designed the very first ever cultivated meat you can buy today, and is now designing new species of animals.
THE COMEDIANS:
ROB HAZE
JARED GOLDSTEIN
APARNA NANCHERLA
📚 🤓 THURSDAY, 10/10, 7:30PM: AP LIT: A Night of Readings w/ PAT REGAN and more!
Credits will transfer to a college of your choice.
With Special Guests CHASE BERNSTEIN, CAREY O'DONNELL, CHLOE CALDWELL
📓 🌟 FRIDAY, 10/4, 7:30PM: Ultimate Impov Show LIVE AND LIVE-STREAMED! Dan Black presents THE ULTIMATE IMPROV SHOW! An all-star cast of improvisers perform the best, funniest and ultimate-est improv show of all time! (Ultimate-est is a word!) Each show will feature a celebrity guest monologist who will tell impromptu stories based off of a random suggestion from the audience. These stories will inspire the funniest improvised comedy scenes you've ever seen, like ever!
With Special Guests
NICOLE BYER, LISA GILROY, BOBBY MOYNIHAN, DAN BLACK, NEIL CASEY, SASHEER ZAMATA, BETSY SODARO
Monologist: GILLIAN JACOBS (The Bear, Love, Community)
🍼 💉 SATURDAY, 10/5, 7:00PM & 9:30PM: Spadura Live Special Taping Framed as a baby shower, SPADURA is a one-woman comedy show written and performed by DAHÉLI HALL , which unapologetically takes on the emotional/financial cost of IVF, grief, aging, as well as the unique fertility obstacles faced by Black women in America — all with a ton of humor! The show is a love story set against the baby industrial complex. Through a mix of stand-up, storytelling, and props, Dahéli includes personal anecdotes about herself, her Filipino husband, and her Caribbean parents. She candidly shares her journey trying to conceive their Jamaican-Haitian-Filipino-American baby. Dahéli’s humor and vulnerability make the show unforgettable.
🕰️ 😮 SUNDAY, 10/6, 6:00PM & 8:00PM: The Thrilling Adventure Hour Presents: An Evening Beyond Belief Meet Frank and Sadie Doyle. The toast of the upper crust. Constantly set upon by things that go bump in the night. Join the Doyles in brand new tales of the silly and supernatural.
Starring PAUL F. TOMPKINS (Bojack Horseman), PAGET BREWSTER (Criminal Minds), and special, surprise guests!
Featuring live scoring by composer JONATHAN DINERSTEIN.
🚨 Early and late shows have different scripts. That's over two hours of brand new Thrilling material! 🚨
Written and produced by the show's creators, BEN ACKER & BEN BLACKER.
WOW That’s A LOT!,
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