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Dynasty Darlings,
It's that special time of year you've been waiting for when Dynasty Typewriter hits you with our Annual List of 🔥 HOT LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS! 🔥
🎁 GIFT IDEA #1: Do yourself a favor and get you and yours tickets for one of our close to sold out DINA MARTINA shows coming up later this week. Dina is a dream!! While you're at it, get some tickets to our annual NEW YEAR'S EVE DYNASTY TONIGHT! show! The line-up is truly insane with Reggie Watts, Aparna Nancherla, house music by The Dynasties, champagne toasts, a ceremony of release, and hosted by the JAM half of VanJam! It will be hilarious and enchanting and mystical and set the tone for the most magical 2025 ever! Tickets!
🎁 GIFT IDEA #2: The gift of radical listening.👂 When you are around people that endlessly trigger you over the next few days, try to be present and curious. Maybe it's not their true self that is noticing your body fluctuations and life choices, but rather their trauma based reactivity that is harshly judging every single thing about you. This will definitely help, at least according to lots of Instagram memes the universe is serving us up right now. Other venue e-blasts wouldn't even dare breach this subject. Now THAT's The Dynasty Difference!™ Need to vent about any judgmental or sucky people in your life? Send us a note and talk some shit!
🎁 GIFT IDEA #3: The Handsome Podcast 5-episode livestream super bundle, available now on the soft launch of our Transmissions by Dynasty online video platform! That's right, Tig, Mae, and Fortune's popular podcast is part of our maiden voyage into the exciting world of OTT. Don't know what OTT is? No worries, we don't either! Just know that it's cool and we'll have a lot more announcements on that for you soon!
🎁 GIFT IDEA #4: Dynasty merch! We have a whole flarpin' store with shirts and rat bones and everything!! We can pretty much guarantee it won't arrive before Christmas, but who are you kidding, you're buying it for yourself anyway. SELF-LOVE IS CRITICAL! Treat yo'self! BUT WAIT! Did someone mention that DYNASTY GIFT CARDS ARE THE HOTTEST LAST MINUTE GIFT ON THE MARKET AND CAN BE DOWNLOADED IMMEDIATELY? Yes! We are saying that right now! What a thoughtful gift!!
🎁 GIFT IDEA #5: We love and appreciate you! Truly! We feel like the luckiest little theater/production company/OTT house/rat bone supplier/enchantment factory in the world and it's because you support us and all the wonderful artists that grace our stage. This was not a gift idea, but we make up the rules around here, and the only rule we have is that gratitude belongs everywhere. We've always said that.
🎁 GIFT IDEA #6: One of those round floor robots that sucks dust.
🎁 GIFT IDEA #7: All these livestreams from the past couple weeks! Get into 'em!
Livestreams still available: Guster's Holiday Hits & Bits, Wrong Answers Only, Gabe & Alden's Holiday Party, The Ultimate Improv Show, Smosh Mouth Live, Doughboys Podcast Live, Christmas with a Z! , The Lamorning After Podcast, Lappy Hollanddays, Handsome: Holibobs Extravaganza Vol. 2, A Bloody Dead Meat Christmas
🌟 THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🌟
THURSDAY 12/26, 7:30PM: The Dina Martina Christmas Show
⭐️SOLD OUT⭐️
COME ONE! COME ONE! For five glorious nights (Thursday, December 26th through Monday, December 30th), the unwittingly hilarious DINA MARTINA will blanket L.A.'s Dynasty Typewriter with holiday ridiculousness in THE DINA MARTINA CHRISTMAS SHOW. Martina's most recent L.A. shows in January 2024 brought about a robust public fervor, to put it mildly, and this hilarious Christmas show is expected to conjure even more delirium, with its mix of beautifully warbled songs, hysterically funny videos, pointless stories, and bizarre gifts for lucky audience members.
Over the years, Dina Martina has been hailed as "divinely funny" (Time Out London), "the most original drag performer in America today" (The Village Voice), "as graceful as a Coke machine moving about on a hand truck" (Seattle P-I), and has garnered a star-studded list of admirers including John Waters, Bridget Everett, Alan Cumming, Jennifer Coolidge, and Christopher Meloni.
Dina Martina has performed in more than one state.
FRIDAY 12/27, 7:30PM: The Dina Martina Christmas Show
🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING 🚨
SATURDAY, 12/28, 4:00PM: The Spirit of Hanukkah
In the dark days of December 2020, two cousins teamed up to create a Hanukkah Comedy special and share a bit of holiday cheer with a disconnected world. Four years later, The Spirit of Hanukkah has become a global phenomenon, amassing over 400 views on Youtube.com.
Now the Spirit of Hanukkah returns, live and in person, for its third annual public showing. Join Zane and Jacob for a screening of their original film, special guests, musical performances, a behind the scenes Q&A, and more!
SATURDAY 12/28, 7:30PM: The Dina Martina Christmas Show
🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING 🚨
SUNDAY 12/29, 7:30PM: The Dina Martina Christmas Show
🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING 🚨
MONDAY 12/30, 7:30PM: The Dina Martina Christmas Show
🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING 🚨
TUESDAY, 12/31, 9:00PM: New Year's Eve at Dynasty Typewriter! w/ Reggie Watts, Ashley Ray, Aparna Nancherla, Brent Weinbach, Ali Macofsky,Biniam Bizuneh + More!
DYNASTY TONIGHT!
TLDR Version: Dynasty Tonight! is a semi-weekly live show with performances from great stand-up comics and musical and variety acts! Often VERY famous people pop-in! We only pick performers we truly love (as artists and humans!) because that’s what YOU deserve.
Curious Version:
Dynasty Tonight! is a Dynasty entertainment tradition over 300 years young. Dynasty founders, JAMIE FLAM and VANESSA RAGLAND, have made it their mission to continue the centuries-old inspirational work of their forebearers, Orl & Halcyon Dynasty - that is, creating enchanting experiences for humans. The location has changed (from a bat-ruled cave on a secret island to a historic theater in the heart of Los Angeles) but the spirit remains: Dynasty Tonight! is a celebration of the human experience, human expression, human connection, and out-of-this worrrrlllld popcorn.
With Special Guests
BINIAM BIZUNEH
APARNA NANCHERLA
MAX AND NICKY WEINBACH
ASHLEY RAY
REGGIE WATTS
BRENT WEINBACH
ALI MACOFSKY
+ More!
ALL THE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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