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Dearest Dazzling Dynasty Darlings,
Are you asking yourself "What on earth did I do to deserve the vaunted QUAD-D Salutation™ from my favorite venue/popcorn restaurant?!" Well, the answer is that you deserve it by simply existing! You are perfect and magical as you are right now, even if you are struggling with whatever it is you are struggling with! Are you maybe also asking yourself "What on earth IS the vaunted QUAD-D Salutation™?!" Don't worry, you are probably not alone. Because the vaunted QUAD-D Salutation™ was JUST invented. The brand new vaunted QUAD-D Salutation™ is when we use FOUR D's as the first letter in the salutation. In this case "Dearest Dazzling Dynasty Darlings." It's notable because it's FUN. And FUN is GREAT. "But why today?!" you ask yourself. Because it's St. Patrick's Day! And you know... FOUR LEAF CLOVERS ARE GOOD LUCK! ☘️ Or as we call them, QUAD-LEAF CLOHVERS. Why? Because it's FUN! And FUN is GREAT! "Why is there an H in your spelling of clovers?" Because it's ABSURD! And ABSURD is FUN! And FUN is GHREAT! Also, leprechauns are real. You read that correctly: leprechauns are real.
How do we know?, you dare to ask. WE FEEL IT IN OUR BONES! Right around the marrow-zone, we FEEL it. Plus, we've seen ghost leprechauns at the theater. They're absolutelly bizarre. And boy oh boy, if they don’t get into some antics. They put regular creepy ghosts to shame with their absolute joie de mourir. (Like joie de vivre, but for the dead.) And if you’ve been wondering if leprechauns really pinch… we’ve got a real good-news/ouch-news situation. THEY DO. 😳 Right where you least expect it, but WHEN you most expect it. Which is just such a leprechaun thing to do. 🙄 Basically these lil’ polter-pests annoy the HELL out of us… but, they’re SO worth it. 😍 #lovinmyleprechan #sothisislove #badbutcute #bestmomever #boymom #girldad
We gotta tell you: Writing THIS paragraph is like the most enchanting way to dive into a new week. Because this paragraph didn't exist, and now, against all odds, it exists. And will be read by thousands. And possibly enjoyed by hundreds. Maybe even quoted by tens. Hopefully, bumperstickered by one. ♥️ You know who you are. That's pretty neat. CREATIVITY RULES!! Now, what words can YOU unexpectedly add an H to this week? Break out your notebook and find out! Then send us an email and let us know! OUCH! Just got pinched by a you-know-who, you-wouldn’t-guess where. 😳 I guess we won’t be riding any llamas this week. 😬 And that lingerie photoshoot we had scheduled will have to wait til this situation scabs over.
Last week was an epic one of here at Dynasty! So many amazing shows and big productions! A shout out to our whole DT team here who made it all happen and to all of you who were here or watched one of our many livestreams at home! Another epic week of programming starts tonight! We hope to see you! Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who observe! Snakes n' clohvers n' green stuff n' such! Life is ABSURD, GREAT, and FUN!
Luck O' the Stylish,
VanJam
🚨 Livestreams still available: CityWalk the Musical, The Ultimate Improv Show, Maclunkey Treasure Island: A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars (1977)🚨
🌟THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🌟
🤚 🎦 🤫 MONDAY, 3/17, 7:30PM: The Benson Movie Interruption: Your Choice is a show where comedian DOUG BENSON (SUPER HIGH ME, @midnight) invites some of his comedy friends to sit in the front row of the theater with mics, cracking wise during a screening of a movie that YOU choose. That’s right, audience members are encouraged to bring a DVD/Blu-ray of a film they would like to see ripped apart (lovingly) and a vote will be held to determine which one we watch.
With Special Guests
SABRINA JALEES
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
JOE LO TRUGLIO
JON HAMM
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🧐 👂 TUESDAY, 3/18, 7:30PM: Netflix is A Joke Presents: Are You Still Listening?
ARE YOU STILL LISTENING? is a monthly, live Netflix stand-up comedy show featuring some of the hottest up-and-coming comedians.
RSVP does not guarantee entry – seating and entry are on a first come, first served basis
With Special Guests
ANDREW PACKER
DANI LYLE
LEWIS BELT
MEG INDURTI
MIKE LIEBENSON
ZOE ZAKSON
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🐝 🧥 WEDNESDAY, 3/19, 7:30PM: Let's Shoot! with PETE CHATMON LIVE!
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥
Get lost in the wilderness as LET’S SHOOT! with PETE CHATMON goes LIVE for the very first time! We’re bringing the hive together for a screening of YELLOWJACKETS Episode 306, “Thanksgiving (Canada),” followed by a killer in-depth panel Q&A featuring:
DIRECTOR PETE CHATMON (S3, Ep 6)
CO-CREATORS AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS ASHLEY LYLE and BART NICKERSON
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR JEFFREY W. BYRD (S3, Ep 5)
COURTNEY EATON (“Teen Lottie”)
WARREN KOLE (“Jeff Sadecki”)
Snap some memories at our photo booth, grab free exclusive merch (while supplies last), and connect with fellow fans for a night filled with behind-the-scenes stories and insights about YELLOWJACKETS.
For more updates, please visit and follow @letsshootwithpetechatmon on Instagram using the hashtag #LetsShootLIVE.
All proceeds will go to The Altadena Community Preservation Fund to support families impacted by the California wildfires. Learn more here.
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💕/ 🗑️ THURSDAY, 3/20, 7:30PM: Lovett Or Leave It is a live variety show and podcast that breaks down the week’s politics and pop culture news with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss, and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis. Join JON LOVETT and an all-star lineup of comedians, journalists, and other amazing guests in Los Angeles live on Thursdays at Dynasty Typewriter.
With Special Guests: AL FRANKEN
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⬆️ 👀 FRIDAY, 3/21, 7:30PM: SARAH KEYWORTH: My Eyes Are Up Here
UK stand-up star SARAH KEYWORTH makes their North American tour debut, bringing their smash-hit show to a venue near you in March 2025.MY EYES ARE UP HERE is one of the most talked about stand-up shows of the last year, racking up a string of awards and selling out theaters all across their native UK, and Australia.
Winner of the Most Outstanding Show at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2024.
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💅 🎤 SATURDAY, 3/22, 7:30PM: NORI & TIEN: Live at Dynasty Typewriter
With Special Guest: SAM OH
Join NORI REED and TIEN TRAN as they work out new material live at Dynasty Typewriter.
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☀️ SUNDAY, 3/23, ☀️
🎈 🤡 2:30: The Big Whoop
Screening of THE BIG WHOOP followed by a Q+A! This is a benefit screening with all proceeds going to benefit immigrants affected by the fires.
With Special Guest:
DAVE ALLEN, MARK FITE, JIM TURNER and PUDDLES PITY PARTY
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🖕 🗓️ 👼 💩 7:30PM: Fuck This Month & Holy Shit Improv
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥
A night of improv comedy hosted by FUCK THIS MONTH and HOLY SHIT IMPROV featuring some of LA's best comedians.
FUCK THIS MONTH is a monthly improv comedy show that aims to cure your misery by turning your shitty month into improv comedy. Toast this garbage month off by throwing up your middle finger and sharing what made it suck so royally. A cast of veteran comedians will take your stories of woe and spin them into comedy gold.
With Special Guests IFY NWADIWE, SUZI BARRETT, ANNA GARCIA, HILLARY ANNE MATTHEWS, LAUREN KNUTTI, ELI GONZALEZ, & JEFF WHITAKER!
HOLY SHIT IMPROV is an improv show featuring the best comedy talent in Los Angeles. Up-and-coming stars mix with improv legends to create an hour of comedy that will have you yelling, “Holy Shit!”
With Special Guests D'ARCY CARDEN, MARY HOLLAND, ROB HUEBEL, EUGENE CORDERO, KYLIE BRAKEMAN, JACOB WYSOCKI & CASEY FEIGH!
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👨 💕 🎥 MONDAY, 3/24, 7:30PM: Doug Loves Movies
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥
DOUG BENSON has hosted the weekly comedy podcast DOUG LOVES MOVIES since 2006, which is recorded in front of live audiences in Los Angeles and at clubs all over the U.S. BENSON and his guests talk about movies and then play movie-related games. Guests have included such notables as JOHN LITHGOW, film critic LEONARD MALTIN, BRIAN POSEHN, ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, SARAH SILVERMAN, PATTON OSWALT, JON HAMM, PAGET BREWSTER and ARDEN MYRIN. If you love movies, you'll love DOUG LOVES MOVIES!
With Special Guests: PAUL FEIG
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