Darlings,
"Whils’true the LA skies be a’ gray, perhappes the dark clouds thar be a driftin' away."
-Pyrjmÿrk Dynasty
That's a quote we just made up, adorned with old timey features. It's our PLAYFUL way of acknowledging that it's currently cold and cloudy outside, and wow has it been a heavy year so far in so many ways, but maybe by way of a combination of ✨ the cosmic energy of the universe ✨ and our own fortitude and resilience there is a 🌊 wave of good stuff coming our way. Maybe Pyrjmÿrk will go from a figment of our imagination, to a figment of YOUR imagination, until the figment sprouts and Pyrjmÿrk lives amongst us, spreading their (now signature) optimism and hilariously anachronistic spellings with thee worlde. What do you think?!
Over here, we're flarpin' sopping with excitment over it! But maybe it's just because we're coming off a big weekend of shows at Dynasty including our first Dynasty Tonight! in a couple months which was a fun, connective, magical experience where we got to play all night with some of our favorite comedians and improvise with The DyNasties and get to know the audience, and we got to end the show with an enchanting manifestation ceremony with an audience that was really there for it and down to start their week stepping into their vast powers. Or maybe it's because our GM Missy delivered her beautiful, hand made Sludgy (our plumbassador) puppet stage to the theater so that we can start bringing you all into Dynasty's magical world of puppets in the coming months! Or maybe it was Saturday night's solar eclipse 🌔, which according to the important astrology influencers in our Instagram feed was the long awaited turning of the tide of 14 years of intense personal work towards being more expressed, freer versions of ourselves! Or maybe it was last night's pull of the Princess of Wands from the Thoth tarot deck which suggests that all of our fears have been vanquished (YES!!!). Or maybe it's blind, delusional optimism in the face of impending apocalypse! lol Those are just some of our working theories. If you have any theories on a feeling of the universe opening up in a positive way, or a not so positive way, take issue with the fun quote above, or just want to share something absurd that happened to you this weekend, send us a note! We [generally] love notes! And if we find your note unreasonably mean, these 🐦🔥🐦🔥 have no problem exposing you! So, be kind! A solid general rule as it were.
We got another exciting week of shows coming up here as we usher in a new month that we're calling FAEPRIL! But more on that next week! In the meantime, a pat on all our backs for making it to the quarter mark of 2025, if barely. Wherever you are at on your healing or unraveling or time travel journey, we salute you! You are doing a good job!
Stuff about enchantment,
VanJam
🚨 Livestreams still available: Let's Shoot! with PETE CHATMON Live!, Fuck This Month & Holy Shit Improv, Doug Loves Movies, Ultimate Improv Show w/ CHLOE VEITCH 🚨
🌟THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🌟
🎩 👗 👔 7:30PM: Gentlemen's Club: A Fancy Trans Day of Visibility Comedy Show
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥 Hosts CHARLIE JAMES (Second City, Funny or Die) and LASER WEBBER (the Doubleclicks) host an incredibly (trans)masculine evening of good old-fashioned queer comedy. Expect some crooning, some standup, some improv, and a lovely evening of gender roles – in one way or another. We suggest you dress up. Why not?
HOSTED BY
CHARLIE JAMES & LASER WEBBER
With comedy from:
JAKE NOLL (The Gag)
JANAYA FUTURE KHAN
MADDOX PENNINGTON
ALEX SONG-XIA (Dimension 20)
RIVER BUTCHER (A Different Kind of Dude)
And a special music set by:
REBECCA SUGAR, creator of Steven Universe
And an improv set by:
JIAVANI (Between Two Ferns)
FIN ARGUS (Queer as Folk)
DJ MAUSNER (Just for Laughs)
This show is a fundraiser for LAMBDA LEGAL, who are currently suing to challenge Trump’s anti-LGBTQ executive orders. Revenue from ticket sales will go to benefit their work.
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🧐🧪 TUESDAY, 4/1, 7:30PM: So, You Think You Can Science?
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 🎥 Watch comedians tackle mind-bending science challenges, while our expert scientist provides insightful commentary and debunks climate misinformation. Can our comedians impress our daring scientist and win the coveted right to proclaim, “I Can Science!” Come science around and find out!
With Special Guests
NATASHA LEGGERO
APARNA NANCHERLA
JOSEPH LYMOUS
ESTEBAN GAST
SETH MORRIS
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💃 WEDNESDAY, 4/2, 7:30PM: A Nicole Kidman Themed Comedy & Drag Musical Variety Show! Come dressed as your favorite NICOLE KIDMAN character for this NICOLE KIDMAN THEMED Comedy & Drag Musical Variety Show. It will be a night of comedy, music, drag, costume contests, and madlibs all in honor of the iconic actress.
Hosted by SARAH RACHEL LAZARUS.
This show features an array of LA’s finest performers:
APARNA NANCHERLA (BOJACK HORSEMAN, COMEDY CENTRAL, HBO, etc.)
SOLOMON GEORGIO (HBO, COMEDY CENTRAL)
KYLE PRUE (HOW I PISS OFF MEN)
ICON LEWIS
LORELEI
Best dressed will win an incredibly non-special TJ MAXX prize.
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🌴 ✨ THURSDAY, 4/3, 7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight! join DT proprietors JAMIE FLAM and VANESSA RAGLAND at the Enchantertainment™ Vortex, Dynasty Typewriter, for an evening of music, comedy, variety, human expression, connection, and ceremonial release! And improvised game shows! Backed by house band The DyNasties, every Dynasty Tonight! is a little different, but they’re all DynaPop!-forward, absurd events with some of the best talent in the universe 🛸 getting to be their most playful selves, surrounded by the sweetest Dynasty Darlings you ever met. Dynasty Tonight! is the perfect date night, you night, friend night, et cetera. And for those who need even MORE flavor in the pot: we often giveaway unclaimed items from our lost and found.
With Special Guests
IFY NWADIWE (KEY AND PEELE)
JARED LOGAN (@MIDNIGHT)
MEREDITH CASEY (THE BETA TEST)
SAM TAGGART (STRAIGHTIOLAB)
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😷 ⛓️ FRIDAY, 4/4, 7:30PM: Guano Guano Club Presents: Fifty Shades of Grey Screening Join us for an evening of bliss - a raucous screening of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY! 🎥 Can you almost hear our sphinx-like smiles through the website?🫦We’re (⛓️bound and⛓️) gagged to present this GUANO GUANO screening of 50 SHADES OF GREY, hosted by BOTTOMLESS MIMOSA and LEIA BIA (RYAN BARTON and JAMES JELIN)!🏹🤸♀️
This screening is rated GG for GUANOGUANO! GUANOGUANO means: gettin’ real weird and having fun and quoting or howling or whatever. Rambunctious does not mean barfing.
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👞 🦶 SATURDAY, 4/5, 7:30PM: Take Your Shoes Off w/ RICK GLASSMAN
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 🎥 If you’re one of the 37,000,000 people that watch TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF on YouTube — here is your chance to see how the sausage is made (yes homo). Come for a great night out.
With Special Guest BRENT MORIN!
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☀️SUNDAY, 4/6 ☀️
🤚 📳 4:00PM: Answer For It!
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 🎥. ANSWER FOR IT! is an all-star trivia showdown from JAMES & ELYSE WILLEMS (FUNHAUS, GHOSTBUSTERS: SPIRITS UNLEASHED), where panelists can still get the answer right, even if they're dead wrong. Watch your favorite comedians face-off in a battle of cerebrum vs cereDUMB, and have your say as a member of the much smarter (and may we say, attractive!) audience.
With Special Guests
ELYSE WILLEMS (Funhaus, Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed)
BEN RODGERS (Action Boyz, Comedy Bang Bang)
ZACH ANNER (Speechless, If at Birth You Don't Succeed)
BROTI GUPTA (The Simpsons, Speechless)
AJ LoCASCIO (X-Men '97, Voltron)
DANIELLE RADFORD (Dimension 20, Honest Trailers)
Whether our panelists know it or not, they better have an ANSWER FOR IT!
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👨🎨 🧐 7:30PM: CONNOR RATLIFF Presents The Acting Class
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 🎥 A one-person improv show disguised as an acting class, from the creator of the Dead Eyes podcast.
Professional actor (MEAN GIRLS 2024, GHOSTS, BOB'S BURGERS, JELLYSTONE, ÉTOILE) and award-winning podcaster (DEAD EYES) CONNOR RATLIFF is a classically trained performer who graduated "with honours" from the prestigious Liverpool Institute For Performing Arts over a quarter of a century ago, making his professional debut on the stage of the Royal Court Theatre in London’s West End. During that same year, he also performed at Buckingham Palace for QUEEN ELIZABETH II. In the decades that followed, he has accumulated numerous credits as a star of stage, screen and stream, appearing in multiple Netflix Original Films as well as content on CBS, NBC, FOX, TBS, Home Box Office, Amazon Prime, and the now-defunct comedy platforms, Go90 and Seeso.
But none of that matters now.
What matters now is CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS, an unending series of workshop performances where he will, before your very eyes, demonstrate what acting truly IS.
Each performance will be slightly interactive and completely improvised, with occasional opportunities for “students” in attendance to ask questions.
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🎥 🙋♀️ 🍿MONDAY, 4/7,7:30PM: The Benson Movie Interruption: Your Choice is a show where comedian DOUG BENSON (SUPER HIGH ME, @midnight) invites some of his comedy friends to sit in the front row of the theater with mics, cracking wise during a screening of a movie that YOU choose. That’s right, audience members are encouraged to bring a dvd/blu ray of a film they would like to see ripped apart (lovingly) and a vote will be held to determine which one we watch.
With Special Guests
KATE FLANNERY
PATTON OSWALT
+ MORE!
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