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Hey pretty Darlings,
Hope you’re able to scrape yer sticky self off the floor and give this a brief read. It’s flarpin’ HOT here in LA and we’re just human puddles scootin’ from one zone to the next. You know what’s the best way to BEAT said heat? AIR CONDISH. Something we are proud to say we have at the theater! AC really pairs best with entertainment, so in ADDITION to a temperature controlled environment, we’ve gone to great lengths to have the stage filled with some of the most amazing performers on the planet puttin’ on shows for you. Life updates: the squirrel won, and the ravaged corn has been pulled from Van’s yard. Personal updates: Jamie’s post-plant medicine journey glow has only slightly begun to dim, and we have stupid drivers and the heat to thank for that. Yeah, we said it, STUPID drivers. But Jamie does realize that ultimately it's about a failing driving educational system and likely latent ancestral trauma that causes these humans to forget to use the basic courtesy of engaging their blinkers and moreover that kinda the whole point of driving is generally to get from one place to another. So like, I don't know, maybe drive with a little more urgency and edge into the intersection when making a left hand turn? Just some ideas. Now, onto better vibes! Omg, at this Saturday’s Dynasty Tonight! we have a stellar line-up AND an amazing medium! Straight from The Hollow, JESS PERLMAN will be giving a reading to one of our audience members on stage! Get tickets for a CHANCE for the reading, and a GUARANTEE for a great night!
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THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY
🛳️ TONIGHT, MONDAY, 6/24, 7:30PM: The Gale
Featuring: DREW DROEGE, MITCH SILPA, PETE ZIAS, CHRIS ECKERT, JOHN HARTMAN, LIZ FELDMAN, JIMMY FOWLIE, BRIANNA, SAM PANCAKE
+ More!
THE GALE is an entirely improvised comedy show that premiered on the Groundlings stage in 2015 and has been sailing (I’m sorry) out performances ever since. Created by Chris Eckert, The GALE features some of the best and funniest queer (or LGBTQ) improvisational actors in the United States. Every so often, we get together and celebrate all the joyously queer things about the world. Why then, you might ask, do we title our show after a sometimes destructive weather pattern?
…Because queer folk have historically disrupted the normal ‘patterns’ of society, and often for the better. Be it Leonardo DaVinci or RuPaul, Martha P. Johnson or Harvey Milk, Barbara Gittings or Pedro Zamora, we’re constantly breaking through glass ceilings and using the shards to create intricate chandeliers of change, lighting the way for the next generation.
That was way too many metaphors. But you get it.
By the way, did you know DaVinci spent his free time drawing erotic doodles? When he wasn’t inventing, he was drawing dicks. Look that shit up.
🤫 TUESDAY, 6/25, 7:00PM: Don't Tell My Mother!
LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED
LOW TICKET WARNING
Friends + Fam, happy PRIDE! That means coming out of the closet with your deepest truths. DON’T TELL MY MOTHER! brings your favorite actors and comedians together to tell QUEER AF stories they’d NEVER want their moms to know. Hosted by Nikki Levy.
There will be truth bombs. There will be laughter. There will be tea spilled and slurped. And most importantly, there will be chosen family shenanigans. Gird your loins, we can’t wait to celebrate with you! Tickets benefit Brave Trails LGBTQ+ summer camp.
Featuring…
VICO ORTIZ (Our Flag Means Death)
RACHEL SCANLON (Two Dykes + a Mic)
JEN KOBER (Netflix)
KRISTIN KEY (Last Comic Standing)
Musical Guests THE PUSSYBOYS!
Hosted by NIKKI LEVY
Presented by California Cryobank, the #1 sperm bank in the country supporting queer folks + families.
Join us when doors open at 6:30pm for mingling, and enjoy the full concession stand with classic and vintage candies and sodas (including Liquid Death™) and the West Coast famous Dynapop™ popcorn as well as the best lookin’ cans of beer, wine, cider, hard booch, and seltzer.
WEDNESDAY, 6/26, 7:30PM: I Said No Gifts!
IN PERSON SOLD OUT - LIVESTREAM AVAILABLE
Host BRIDGER WINEGAR invites friends, loved ones, and people he’s secretly trying to destroy to join him in conversation. He only has one request: No gifts! Naturally, every guest disobeys, meaning their chat will eventually turn to whatever object lies beneath the wrapping paper.
With Special Guests ROB HUEBEL, CARL TART, and BLAIR SOCCI!
FRIDAY, 6/28
🏅 7:30PM: The Ultimate Improv Show
Dan Black presents THE ULTIMATE IMPROV SHOW! An all-star cast of improvisers perform the best, funniest and ultimate-est improv show of all time! (Ultimate-est is a word!) Each show will feature a celebrity guest monologist who will tell impromptu stories based off of a random suggestion from the audience. These stories will inspire the funniest improvised comedy scenes you’ve ever seen, like ever!
With Special Guests…
BOBBY MOYNIHAN
BRANDON SCOTT JONES
LENNON PARHAM
CARL TART
PAUL WELSH
DAN BLACK
And Guest Monologist – NOLAN GOULD(Modern Family)
10:30PM: This U?
In a twist on the classic roast battle, “This U?” showcases a lineup of our favorite stand up comedians each who been tasked with roasting an audience member using only their digital footprint. Hosted by two Gen-Z’ers who survived growing up in the digital aged; ZOE ZAKSON and KATE SALTEL.
If you’ve purchased a ticket and are interested in being roasted, please fill out this form –
https://forms.gle/Z5k1qSQCk2gfSZvF8
Please note: In order to accommodate for the personalized nature of the show, participant selection form will end 1 week before the show date.
With Special Guests
RACHEL KALY
DAVID BROWN
SAMMY WEISER
AUDREY STEWART
JOEY BRAGG
SARA WEINSHENK
+ More!
SATURDAY, 6/29
4:00PM: Unapologetically Latina
Presented By: Glorelys Mora Productions and Latinas Poderosas
Hosted By: GLORELYS MORA
Line-Up:
SASHA MERCI
MALA MUNOZ
LORENA RUSSI
DANIELA CALVO
ANGELICA VELENZUELA
& Special Guests
7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight!
Join the proprietors of this fine, fine establishment (VANJAM) and their house-band the DyNasties as we let it all out and let it all in. This time with A MEDIUM! One lucky audience member will get a reading from JESS PERLMAN, and we’re so excited for whomever is chosen.
With Special Guests
ERIN FOLEY (Herlights)
ROZ HERNANDEZ (Living for the Dead)
ANDREW MICHAAN (Podcast But Outside)
JESS PERLMAN (Psychic Medium)
+ More!
SUNDAY, 6/30, 7:30PM: The Get Brown
As the first all-South Asian sketch show in UCB history, they became an instant phenomenon, selling out every show for 3 years. Only because you asked, they also hold various tv/film writing and performing credits such as: Ghosts, The Marvels, Shang-Chi, Flash, Mo, Silicon Valley, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Big Mouth, The Unicorn, Better Things, What Men Want, and most importantly — an Oscar-winning Walmart commercial.
Show directed by: SKANDER HALIM
SKANDER HALIM – @skanderhalim
KAUSAR MOHAMMED – @kausartheperson
SHAAN BAIG – @notoriousBAIG
KUNAL DUDHEKER – @kunal_d
SAAGAR SHAIKH – @saagarshaikh
SAI LANG – @sailanguage
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