Sludgy T-Shirt
Wow! Can you even believe this cute flarpin’ t-shirt with a bear wearing a plunger on his head? If you love it because it’s cute, but are judging it because it “lacks substance,” well then honey, have we got news for you. This isn’t just any bear with a plunger as a head piece… this is Sludgy The Bear, the Official Dynasty Plumbassador™. He protects the pipes of Dynasty while enthusiastically promoting great etiquette from the bathroom and… beyond. Wearing this shirt signals to anyone in the know that YOU are also in the know, and you know you are going to want that kind of signal out there. Especially in THIS economy. Note for those who have never been to Dynasty: Sludgy’s handsome face, furry body, and sharp wit and intellect are on full display in all of our Gender Neutral Release Zones! One more note: Sludgy’s Shit Kit will be available soon.
Send us photos of your new shirt in action for a special treat next time you come to Dynasty! And of course tag us in photos on your social media so we can find a semblance of self worth!
Wow! Can you even believe this cute flarpin’ t-shirt with a bear wearing a plunger on his head? If you love it because it’s cute, but are judging it because it “lacks substance,” well then honey, have we got news for you. This isn’t just any bear with a plunger as a head piece… this is Sludgy The Bear, the Official Dynasty Plumbassador™. He protects the pipes of Dynasty while enthusiastically promoting great etiquette from the bathroom and… beyond. Wearing this shirt signals to anyone in the know that YOU are also in the know, and you know you are going to want that kind of signal out there. Especially in THIS economy. Note for those who have never been to Dynasty: Sludgy’s handsome face, furry body, and sharp wit and intellect are on full display in all of our Gender Neutral Release Zones! One more note: Sludgy’s Shit Kit will be available soon.
Send us photos of your new shirt in action for a special treat next time you come to Dynasty! And of course tag us in photos on your social media so we can find a semblance of self worth!
Wow! Can you even believe this cute flarpin’ t-shirt with a bear wearing a plunger on his head? If you love it because it’s cute, but are judging it because it “lacks substance,” well then honey, have we got news for you. This isn’t just any bear with a plunger as a head piece… this is Sludgy The Bear, the Official Dynasty Plumbassador™. He protects the pipes of Dynasty while enthusiastically promoting great etiquette from the bathroom and… beyond. Wearing this shirt signals to anyone in the know that YOU are also in the know, and you know you are going to want that kind of signal out there. Especially in THIS economy. Note for those who have never been to Dynasty: Sludgy’s handsome face, furry body, and sharp wit and intellect are on full display in all of our Gender Neutral Release Zones! One more note: Sludgy’s Shit Kit will be available soon.
Send us photos of your new shirt in action for a special treat next time you come to Dynasty! And of course tag us in photos on your social media so we can find a semblance of self worth!
