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Hoooowwweeee, Hey Holiday Honeys!
Hope you’re ready to enjoy this whirlwind of a week, ya lil’ winter wonderfuls. We’ve got a real blizzard of shows in our forecast so bundle up in a nest of corn and let yourself be entertainnnnned. Oh, us? We’re doing just fine ‘round these parts. The Van[essa] half has been traveling and has tromped through many rings of hell and has, in the process, created a list of names for the naughty list that needs to get to Santa’s blood-thirsty vengeance team STAT. (Looking at you, United gate agent who refused to let Herbert (a perfect soul who happened to be born in a dog body) who had a ticket, fly! And YOU, middle seat person who opened a huge bag of honey mustard pretzels and promptly fell into a spasm-ridden sleep, sprinkling Vanessa with pretzel shrapnel at unpredictable intervals. And YOU, mall Santa who cannot be bothered to pretend to be Santa…. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED UP AS SANTA!?)
But, as always, there is also a list of absolute angels who deserves stockings stuffed with adorable baby animals who cater to their every whim. Lookin' at you, absolute QUEEN at Delta who understood that Herbert is a perfect soul/dog. And the man in Minneapolis who let Herbert and Vanessa ride the little airport car and catch the flight! And, of course Herbert himself, who if not technically considered a Psychological Service Dog prior to this date, has certainly earned the distinction now. Vanessa having hair left on her head, and the Pretzel Person’s survival are absolute proof. Submit your naughty and nice lists to Dynasty for a chance to win tickets to our New Year’s event!
As for the Jam[ie] half, he's now at 12 consecutive days of yoga after taking 3 months off to carboload, training his body for the aforementioned New Year’s event, which he will sadly be hosting without his partner in crime who will be focused on retribution! Will he get the proper conditioning over the next 13 days to keep up the stamina and energy required to deliver a magical journey through the outer membrane of '23 into the inner membrane of '24? You'll have to attend to find out! In any case, there will be A LOT of membrane talk at the show and THAT'S The Dynasty Difference!™ ;)
🥂 Did someone say Dynasty New Year’s event?! Yes! The fun starts at 9pm, with an amazing line-up of some of our favorite stand-ups, our house band The DyNasties playing music all night, a champagne toast, a magical midnight manifestation ceremony, and lots of surprises! We’d love to ring 2024 with you, so make sure to get your pre-sale tickets before it sells out! Hosted by ToastMaster General, JAMIE FLAM!
With Special Guests
APARNA NANCHERLA (BoJack Horseman)
IFY NWADIWE (Candy Dinner)
MEGAN GAILEY (My Dad Paid for This)
LUKE MONES (Genies)
MAX & NICKY WEINBACH (Vintage Basement)
and live music by THE DYNASTIES!
+ More TBA!
THIS WEEK’S DELIGHTS!
TONIGHT! MONDAY, 7:30PM: Handsome Podcast and Livestream! In person is sold out, but baby we’re LIVESTREAMING! “Handsome” is a podcast from comedians TIG NOTARO, FORTUNE FEIMSTER, and MAE MARTIN. Every week, the handsome hosts field a question from a friend and attempt to answer it together, covering every subject you could think of. Along the way, Tig, Fortune and Mae tell plenty of stories and just generally have a ridiculous time.
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: NOEL MILLER (SOLD OUT) We’d tell ya more but we don’t want to give you crippling fomo.
🎙️ THURSDAY, 7:30PM: TOBY HUSS Presents the Rudy Casoni XXXMas Boozebag Revue! We’re so excited that TOBY HUSS is bringin’ this swingin’ holiday gem back to Dynasty! It’s iconic! And the bonkers cast includes: JAMES URBANIAK, MARK FITE, BILLY THE MIME, THE POUBELLE TWINS, A COUPLA PEELERS, PAT HEALY, BRUCE BUNDY, CHRISTINE NELSON, MOANA SANTANA, and THE DAGO5 BAND!
FRIDAY, 7:30PM: Wellness Check w/ JOHN HILL! Broadway and SiriusXM star John Hill (Original Broadway cast of “Hairspray,” Original Broadway Cast “the Boy From Oz,” original NYC cast “bare: a pop opera) takes you on a musical whirlwind through his life as a walking trauma response. From growing up a child geisha in Texas, to being stalked by a sexual predator at Six Flags, to on-air hot-mic moments from his nearly ten years as Andy Cohen’s live morning radio show co-host. All set to original songs written and performed by John Hill, direction by Tony Award winner MARISSA JARET WINOKUR and special guest CHRIS CHIANESI. We can’t wait!
Nicely,
VanJam
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